Introductions

The following post by Akira has been indiscreetly tampered by The Midnighter to maintain a level of political correctness in the blog.

We hope you enjoy:

Why hello there world. I didn't see you there and not tl;dr'ing. For the lamers and the underknowledged (yes, add this word to your vernacular), sorta kinda like me because even I didn't know this, tl;dr = "too lazy;didn't read". I will be posting under this nick Akira. No, I wont tell you my real name. That's only for females and cats (He gives the first letter of his name to the mice and the first syllable to squids). So if you're a hybrid of both (Uh...I don't know what kind of kinky interspecial offspring that is but...okay...) let me know so that I can shoot you down with rules 29 and 30 of the internet rules. Never heard of them? Well guess what. LURK MOAR.

Anyhow...Yeah, why am I here, you ask. Well I was asked by my buddy, the Midnighter, (yeah so original, I know) (Respect, son. Respect) if I wanted to blog about random stuff. (You make me come off as someone lonely and sad D=) So me, being in my usual ecstatic mood about anything new and shiny (I guess the black backgroud gives that kind of vibe), I replied favorably. Now, if you actually pay attention to these things, you'll notice my posts come out during the day and the Midnighter comes out at night. Why again you ask? Well guess what. GO LURK MOAR! (I still have no idea what this means)

I chose Akira as my name since, to be brutally honest, I am a japanophile (This portmanteu brought to you by the Pedobear community) and japanese names are fucking cool sounding (I knew I should've stuck with "Harakiri"). Akira translated to english means Daybreak. It makes sense if you read the last paragraph. (No, it doesn't) Trust me. (Trust ME) Especially in our real life personas. I'm the bright day sunshi- Ok I cant finish that sentence with a straight face (Not that we can actually see it) and not sound extremely gay (To the homosexual fans out there [all two of you], we mean this in another colloquial way and meant no offense; please continue to provide us Broadway musicals) in the process.

I'll be bitchan about anime and manga. Now I bet if you've found this site, you're either a friend of mine or some completely random person I will never meet (Send us money. Then you'll be our friend), but you'll ask yourself, "Do I really want to sit here for minutes reading what this guy thinks about these things?" I will reply to you, "I have no fucking idea, so just read it. You owe it to yourself to know my opinion on these matters just because Im always right."

Welcome to the staff, Akira

I'll stop fucking around with your posts here on out.