1.06.2010

Omegle

I recently chanced upon a new thing that I found on the internetz. Omegle. Yes, it's a very strange name for a site that lets you talk to random people also known as strangers. Yeah it's one of those sites that connects you with another person from across the world randomly. However you never know what you're going to get. 90% of the time when I connected to someone the other person either A) disconnected right away or B) asked me my asl, to which I responded, "WHY DO YOU FUCKERS KEEP ASKING THAT!?"

Yeah, I know Im getting upset at nothing, but still. Im just some dude. I don't wanna webcam or see anyone naked, especially not men. Dear God. I just want to have a normal conversation, to which I had the pleasure of having one normal conversation with someone from Virginia. Strange, I know.

After being disconnected about 50 times, I thought to myself, why not start trolling anyone I get connected to. So I did. I researched some of the more common meme's to be started on omegle. What I came up with might've been one of the most random things I've ever seen yet just as funny. It's a modern warfare 2 meme in which you start off with the word STAR. If the person doesnt respond, you tell your troops to STAY FROSTY. If they respond with anything other than TEXAS, you are allowed to OPEN FIRE. If they disconnect its a kill for you. If they say TEXAS, then your response has to be WHERE'S YOUR UNIT. The proper response to that would be WHISKEY HOTEL. With that, you know they can be trusted, so you tell them, WE'RE OSCAR MIKE.

Upon doing this a couple times, I've only received a favorable response once and Ill just post a bit of it:

You: STAR
Stranger: texas
You: WHERE IS YOUR UNIT
Stranger: jacking off at the whiskey hotel
You: O OK
You: RAMIREZ TAKE HIM IN
Stranger: whaddup my /b/rother?
You: chillin
You: first one not to dc on me
You: XD
Stranger: haha ps i think im the only girl doing this
You: =O
You: girls on the internet?
Stranger: :D
You: thats in direct violation of rule 29 and 30
You: =P
Stranger: i kickass
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me a ramirez be killin and taken names
You: Tango be takin some hits though
Stranger: not yet
You: I wonder what they drink at the whiskey hotel
You: I bet its vodka
Stranger: whisky? no!
Stranger: yea vodka
You: psh, thats to lure you in
You: make you think its whisky
You: so you stay FROSTY COOL
Stranger: psh yea!
You: its really a russian hideout
You: hence the vodka
You: RAMIREZ WITHDRAW THE TROOPS
Stranger: why are our units there??
You: it was a trap!
Stranger: omgeezy!
You: OH NOES
You: THEY'VE CAPTURED PVT OSCAR IKE
Stranger: RAMIREZ, TIME TO KICK ASS
You: RAMIREZ FLANK THE LEFT
You: WE'RE SAVING PVT RYAN AND BIG IKE
Stranger: REMIREZ SAVE THE RUM!
You: RAMIREZ BLOW UP THE GREY GOOSE
Stranger: REMIREZ SEE DEAD PEOPLE
You: OH FUCK, THEY GOT IKE
Stranger: DAMN GHOSTS
You: RAMIREZ GET RYAN OUTTA THERE
You: DRAG IKE IF YOU NEED TO
Stranger: REMIREZ SAVE JIM CARREY!
You: OMG, JIM NO!
Stranger: NO WORRIES HE GOTT'EM
You: OIC, RAMIREZ GO INTO THE BACK AND KILL THE RUSSIANS
Stranger: I EAT RUSSIAN FOR BREAKFAST they are part of a balanced diet
You: OYEAH!? I EAT RAMIREZ FOR BREAKFAST
You: oshi-
You: we lost Ramirez
Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE OUT THIS BASTARD
Stranger: I HAVE MY OWN RAMIREZ
You: OSHI-
You: NOWAI
Stranger: OH YEA
You: SHADOW RAMIREZ TAKE OUT ENEMY RAMIREZ
Stranger: OMG WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING??
You: I have nfi
You: roll with it
You: =D
Stranger: HAHA, RAMIREZ FUCK THEM BASTARDS
You: RAMIREZ REPORT
Stranger: WE SAVED JIM CARREY
Stranger: AND HANNAH MONTANA
You: Ramirez: We've taken over Whiskey Hotel and saved Jim Carrey and Hannah Montanna
Stranger: WHO TOLD RAMIREZ TO SAVE HANNAH MONTANA????
You: FUCK
You: KILL HER NOW
Stranger: DEATH
Stranger: DEATH
Stranger: DEATH
Stranger: DEATH
You: +1 CONFIRMED KILL
Stranger: DEATH
Stranger: YUS
You: GOOD RIDDANCE
You: RAMIREZ, GO FIND ME SOME BEER
You: +10 COOL POINTS
Stranger: OMG WE FORGOT SUPER MODLE HEIDI CLUM!
You: OSHI-
You: RAMIREZ NEW ORDERS
You: FUCK THE BEER
You: THEN SAVE HEIDI
Stranger: REVERSE THAT
You: BUT WHY
You: OK FINE
Stranger: FUCK HEIDI THEN SAVE THE BEER
You: OSHI-
You: DIDNT THINK OF THAT ONE
You: MISSION COMPLETE
Stranger: YUSSS
You: STAY FROSTY my /b/sister
You: lol
Stranger: STAY FROSTY mt /b/rother
Stranger: my*
Stranger: damn
You: OSCAR MIKE
You: OUT
Stranger: oh yes

Yeah it goes on and on after that, but yeah it's pretty fun when someone actually responds favorably. Although it's also fun confusing the other person when they have no idea what the hell you're talking about. Oh yeah, since it's been almost a week since my previous review, expect one tomorrow morning.

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